Brought to you by the KommandoStore & Rubashka department of advanced hydration techniques:

We've teamed up with Rubashka Streetwear to drum up probably our spiciest merchandise yet, featuring safety protocols about the only kind of "boarding" that involves a lot of water but absolutely no summery fun at all...

These stickers will boost morale among you and your advanced-interrogating colleagues and ensure you stay hydrated and healthy.

Specs

• High quality vinyl resists water & sunlight
• 3" diameter circle stickers
  
• 3" x 3" square sticker, 2.5" x 2" rectangle sticker
• May cause mild discomfort among ATF and FBI agents
  
• Does not endorse any religious or anti-religious organization