Right here it says "UPS, our fastest ground shipping ever". Y'know, what if it said our fa- our... fastest and hardest boner, quickest uh speed for getting a boner.

Alright, thanks guys.

Specs

• Durable vinyl resists scratches, water, and sunlight
• Matte finish
• Adhesive backing
• 5" x 2.5" size for each sticker
  
• Includes Quickest speed Boner sticker, AND the Fastest Boner sticker