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Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal

Part of our collaboration with Blue Falcon Awards! 

If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as f**k, then this medal calls to you.

This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.


*Please drink responsibly.

Specs

  • 1.75" dia.
  • Polished stainless steel medallion with functioning bottle opener
  • Stainless steel suspension ring & brooch
  • Tricolor ribbon
$14.99
Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal
$14.99

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Part of our collaboration with Blue Falcon Awards! 

If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as f**k, then this medal calls to you.

This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.


*Please drink responsibly.

Specs

  • 1.75" dia.
  • Polished stainless steel medallion with functioning bottle opener
  • Stainless steel suspension ring & brooch
  • Tricolor ribbon